My name is Sydnee, commonly referred to as “mom, mom, mom, maaaama”. I’m a 26 year old single mom of two. A 5 year old strong willed, blonde haired, blue eye version of myself and a 2 year old, blonde haired blue eyed living proof of the “terrible two theory”. I am an over educated- educator which basically means I have far too much post graduate education to get paid as little as a do. Relationship status:  sleeping horizontally in a queen size bed. I enjoy long romantic walks down every aisle of target and non-stop daydreaming of naptime. My hobbies include- laundry, rage cleaning, hanging out at parks, laundry, crafting, organizing, play date organizing, laundry and doing keg stands on my coffee pot. I enjoy working out... because carbs. Most the time I’m just a girl standing in front of a photo wanting it to be Instagram worthy.

I love shoes more than most people. Most of the time my level of sarcasm reaches a point where I don’t know if I’m kidding or not. If you find me offensive then I suggest you stop finding me.